Thursday, March 31, 2016

Amsterdam Rage Room!

Holidays are all about unwinding – sometimes the best way to do that is by destroying something!  The Amsterdam Rage Room gives you the chance to vent that inner rage!


Deep down, we all love random destruction. Sound of smashing glass, the feel of the table giving way beneath the sledgehammer, the particular crash of a full stocked set of shelves coming down – some part of us loves it all.  Time to get in touch with your inner destroyer in our Amsterdam Rage Room!



Amsterdam Rage Room


We all have our own little frustrations.  How many times has that photocopier jammed?  Are you really going to have to clean the dishwasher again?  Did your laptop really just crash just as you were finishing that assignment?  Do you ever see something on tv that makes you want to, I don’t know, smash it into a million pieces?


Release the beast in the Amsterdam Rage Room!


Despite what you may have been told by your parents, teachers, law enforcement officials and possibly your therapist, these are very natural, healthy urges.  Funamsterdam doesn’t believe in making people change – we believe in providing people with events and experiences to make them happy.  And what makes some people happy is taking a baseball bat to a computer.  We get it.  That’s why Funamsterdam is proud to present The Amsterdam Rage Room!


The Amsterdam Rage Room is a safe space for you to be yourself without fear of judgement.   By this we mean that it is a specially prepped room full of destructible objects, and large, blunt objects for you to break them with.  Our safety specialist will lead you through a safety talk to make sure that you don’t hurt yourself, and in addition you will be required to wear special protective clothing, head gear and eye protection.  This is in order to make sure you are the only thing in the Amsterdam Rage room that is certain not to be harmed in any way!


Amsterdam Rage Room


But what is in the rage room  we hear you ask?  What could possibly deserve us arming you with an assortment of heavy tools and setting you on a path to annihilation?  Simple – you tell us.  Sick of the office photocopier?  We’ll have an unsuspecting unit placed in the rage room for you  settle things with.  Feel like your computer rules your life?  We’ll have a PC in the room so you can show it who’s really boss.  Tired of washing plates?  We’ll give you a stack of them to smash into smithereens.  Sick of seeing rubbish on tv?  this is your chance to turn a tv into rubbish.



 


Amsterdam Rage Room services


Up to one hour in the Rage Room

Choose from a selection of household and workplaces objects to destroy!

Complete protective gear to protect you from the fall out!

An assortment of heavy duty smashing tools to help you express your inner rage!


Price – €45 per person minimum


You must sign a s



Amsterdam Rage Room!

1 comment:

  1. It's now carsmash Amsterdam, so younpay them for you to fo their job. Also not that noce during the winter.... I was Amsterdam had a REAL rage room again :(

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