Amsterdam Rage Room!

Holidays are all about unwinding – sometimes the best way to do that is by destroying something!  The Amsterdam Rage Room gives you the chance to vent that inner rage!

Deep down, we all love random destruction. Sound of smashing glass, the feel of the table giving way beneath the sledgehammer, the particular crash of a full stocked set of shelves coming down – some part of us loves it all.  Time to get in touch with your inner destroyer in our Amsterdam Rage Room!

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We all have our own little frustrations.  How many times has that photocopier jammed?  Are you really going to have to clean the dishwasher again?  Did your laptop really just crash just as you were finishing that assignment?  Do you ever see something on tv that makes you want to, I don’t know, smash it into a million pieces?

Release the beast in the Amsterdam Rage Room!

Despite what you may have been told by your parents, teachers, law enforcement officials and possibly your therapist, these are very natural, healthy urges.  Funamsterdam doesn’t believe in making people change – we believe in providing people with events and experiences to make them happy.  And what makes some people happy is taking a baseball bat to a computer.  We get it.  That’s why Funamsterdam is proud to present The Amsterdam Rage Room!

The Amsterdam Rage Room is a safe space for you to be yourself without fear of judgement.   By this we mean that it is a specially prepped room full of destructible objects, and large, blunt objects for you to break them with.  Our safety specialist will lead you through a safety talk to make sure that you don’t hurt yourself, and in addition you will be required to wear special protective clothing, head gear and eye protection.  This is in order to make sure you are the only thing in the Amsterdam Rage room that is certain not to be harmed in any way!

But what is in the rage room  we hear you ask?  What could possibly deserve us arming you with an assortment of heavy tools and setting you on a path to annihilation?  Simple – you tell us.  Sick of the office photocopier?  We’ll have an unsuspecting unit placed in the rage room for you  settle things with.  Feel like your computer rules your life?  We’ll have a PC in the room so you can show it who’s really boss.  Tired of washing plates?  We’ll give you a stack of them to smash into smithereens.  Sick of seeing rubbish on tv?  this is your chance to turn a tv into rubbish.

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Amsterdam Rage Room services

Up to one hour in the Rage Room

Choose from a selection of household and workplaces objects to destroy!

Complete protective gear to protect you from the fall out!

An assortment of heavy duty smashing tools to help you express your inner rage!

Price – €45 per person minimum

You must sign a s

Amsterdam Rage Room!

Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat

Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat Tour

King’s Day is a world famous street party, reputed to be one of the best in the world – the best way to see it is with one of our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat Tours!

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King’s Day has been a Dutch national holiday since 1959.  It is traditionally a celebration of the birthday of the King (or formerly, the Queen), and is taken by the Dutch as an excuse to throw a nationwide street party!  These incredible festivities are given a particular flavour by the signature Oranjegekte – orange madness – that seizes the country, as everyone dresses in orange to create a sea of orange in the street!

The King’s Day festivities include vibrant food, delicious drinks, and breathtaking street markets.  The Vrijmarkt (literally “free market”) is a nationwide flea market, where people bring unwanted household items onto the street to sell for fun.  Haggling is a tradition here, with people paying more than the asking price for fun!  Amsterdam’s historic Jordaan Quarter is a favourite location for this charming tradition.

Amsterdam is famous throughout The Netherlands as the place to be on King’s Day.  People come from all over the country and beyond to enjoy the amazing party atmosphere.  As a result the city streets are notorious for being a riotous mosaic of orange, and being absolutely packed to the bursting.  Don’t spend your day forcing your way through the crowds!  The Dutch consider the only way to really enjoy King’s Day is from the back of a canal boat, and we’re in firm agreement!

An Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat is the best way to enjoy the party of the year!

Our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat Tour is the very best way to enjoy this unmissable street party!  Hop on board with a group of friends, and we will have our experienced captain lead you on an amazing tour of the best street party in Europe!  To make sure you and your friends have the perfect King’s Day experience we’ll provide unlimited free drinks while you are on board – choose between beer, fizzy wine or bubbly!

Don’t miss out!  Book an Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat Tour today!

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Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat – Services

Authentic Dutch canal boats to accommodate anywhere between 8 and 60 people!

3 Hour Tour led by a professional captain!

Unlimited drinks on board – beer and bubbly!

Terms and conditions – minimum group size must be 8 people!

Wear Orange and PARTY PARTY PARTY!

Don’t miss out on this awesome opportunity to enjoy King’s Day in an unforgettable style!  Contact us to inquire about pricing based on the size of your group, or to find out what kind of extras we can offer to make your tour really special!

Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat

King"s Day Amsterdam Private Boat Tour

The King’s Day street party is one the most famous in the world – come and see what the fuss is about with our King’s Day Amsterdam Private Boat Tour!

There is no better way to enjoy Kings day than our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat tour!  Avoid the crowds and check out the action from a unique perspective!

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King’s Day is world famous as the annual street party in Europe.  An awesome festival of music, food and drink, this Dutch national holiday is a hot spot for people from all over the Netherlands and beyond!

Every year the Dutch take to the streets and succumb to Oranjegekte – Orange madness, and engage in spectacular orange street parties to celebrate the birthday of the King (or Queen) and the House of Orange.  The festival has many amazing attractions – particularly popular among the locals is the Vrijmarkt (literally “free market”).  This is a nationwide out door flea market in which people sell they’re second hand belongings on the street.  In Amsterdam the historic Jordaan Quarter is a favourite spot for this activity.

But that’s far from all.  Every year the city plays host to amazing music events to celebrate King’s Day, held at various locations such as Rembrantplein and Museumplein.  These event s are incredibly popular – Museumplein has been known to draw as many as 800,000 part-goers to enjoy the sounds and atmosphere of this awesome street party!

The best way to enjoy King’s Day is with  Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat!

One thing that Amsterdam is notorious for during King’s Day is the huge numbers of people on the streets.  We’re offering you the chance to avoid the crush.  The Dutch consider the best way to celebrate on King’s Day to be any way you like, so long as it’s from the deck of a canal boat!  We agree.  That’s why this year we are providing you with the chance to see it all from our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat!  We’ll set you off on the tour of a life time, to cruise through this amazing street party from one of our beautiful boats.  To make sure you have an awesome time on your 3 hour tour of the best party in Europe, we’re going to stock the boat with an unlimited supply of drinks – beer, bubbly, fizzy wine, spirits – you name it!  To cap it off we’ll be putting you in the care of an experienced captain, who will make sure your tour takes you through some of the most vibrant and exciting regions of Amsterdam on this unforgettable day!

Our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat is the chance to make some incredible memories by seeing the party from a unique perspective – Book TODAY to avoid disappointment!

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 Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat

Private boat to accommodate up to 60 of your friends!

Unlimited drinks!  Choose a selection of beer, bubbly, fizzy wine and spirits!

On-board music systems available on request!

3 hour tour of one of the greatest street parties on earth!

Experienced Captain

Terms and conditions – Minimum group size 8 people

Wear orange and PARTY PARTY PARTY!!

Contact us to inquire about pricing set according to the size of your group!  Also ask us about extras to make your Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat tour totally unforgettable!

King"s Day Amsterdam Private Boat Tour

Amsterdam King"s Day Private Boat

The greatest party on earth is starting soon, and you can enjoy it in style -with an Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat!

King’s Day is famous as one of the best street parties in the world.  We’re offering you the chance to enjoy this awesome event from the comfort of your own Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat!

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 An Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat – the best way to enjoy the best party on earth!

King’s Day is world famous as one of the best annual street parties on earth.  King’s Day is a Dutch national holiday, a celebration of the birthday of the King (or formerly, the Queen) and the entire house of Orange.  Across the country, the Dutch succumb to what they call “Oranjegekte” – Orange madness!  People turn out onto the streets across the Netherlands to enjoy food, drink, music, and wild street parties drenched in Orange.

King’s Day is particularly famous for the VrijMarkt (literally “free market”), a huge nationwide flea market where people bring their goods for sale on the streets throughout the country.  In Amsterdaam the Jordaan quarter is particularly popular for hosting the Vrijmarkt, and this year will be no different – don’t miss your chance to hunt for bargains in this historic neighbourhood!

But that’s just the start.  King’s Day is particularly famous for spectacular nightlife events that are held each year.  Amsterdam is particularly famous as a hot spot for these amazing party opportunities!  An outdoor concert is held at Museumplein, often more than 800, 000 people attend!

Every year the concert at Museumplein is attended by thousands of partygoers!

Particularly notorious during the holiday is the incredible number of people in the

streets.  Amsterdam fills to the bursting as people come from all over the

Netherlands and beyond to be here on this amazing day.  The streets are painted

orange by the thousands of hats, wigs, t-shirts and scarfs that are donned by Amsterdammer’s in celebration!  there is no better way to enjoy this amazing party than by boat.  From the tranquility of the busy canals, you’ll get a perspective on this once-in-a-lifetime party that you just won’t get from the streets!

An Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat is the perfect way to enjoy the most amazing party in Europe!

Our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat is the perfect way to get a feel for the King’s Day festivities.  Forget pushing through the busy crowds, trying to find space for a drink that will accommodate you and your friends.  With our Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat you’ll cruise through our city’s beautiful canals, surrounded by other canal boats.  We’ll stock your boat with drinks to keep you refreshed as our experienced Captain leads you on a tour of the festivities to get you in the mood for the nights big events!

We have a limited number of boats available, so book NOW to avoid disappointment!

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Amsterdam King’s Day Private Boat

Boats available accommodating up to 60

Experienced Captain

Unlimited drinks, of a variety of your choice – choose a mix of beer, fizzy wine, and a selection of spirits!

3 hour tour of the city canals

TERMS AND CONDITIONS – WEAR ORANGE AND PARTY PARTY PARTY!

Please contact us to discuss the specifics for your group – pricing is based on the size of your group – ask about what kind of extras we can include to make your cruise unmissable!

Amsterdam King"s Day Private Boat

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KING’S DAY AMSTERDAM BOAT PARTY!!!

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Enjoy the greatest party on earth with a small BBQ and unlimited drinks during the craziest and the most fun day in Amsterdam – KING’S DAY!!! Celebrate the King’s day the way the Dutch do – on a CANAL BOAT, in the King’s Day Amsterdam Boat Party!

King’s Day (formerly Queen’s Day), has been a Dutch  national holiday since 1949.  It is a celebration of the Dutch Royal family, and is now world famous as one of the greatest parties in Europe.  The Dutch succumb en-mass to what the refer to as “oranjegekte” – Orange madness!  The holiday is celebrated with wild street parties and incredible open markets all over the country, but even in The Netherlands, Amsterdam is famous for being the place to be on King’s Day.  Here the incredible party atmosphere encourages locals and visitors alike to soak up Amsterdam’s open-air fun.  In the streets, canals, parks and everywhere in between, the city is explodes into orange as Amsterdammers enjoy the biggest street party of the year.  Amidst orange-pride, live music, DJs, parties and a citywide street market, you’ll find an electric atmosphere not to be missed. The next King’s Day will be celebrated on Wednesday, 27 April 2016 – be here or be… well… damn, where else is there to be!?

Don’t miss the King’s Day Amsterdam Boat Party!

Our King’s Day Amsterdam Boat Party is the best way to enjoy this amazing festival.  Amsterdam is notorious on King’s Day for being so packed with people it is almost impossible to move – you’ll be able to see for yourself from the comfort of our boat as you avoid the crush, sailing tranquilly(ish!) along the canals, enjoying a cold drink and an awesome party vibe.  We’ll have a great sound system on board, so you can get your own party started!  We take bookings from all over the world for this awesome event, so you’ll be partying with other visitors from around the globe!  To keep that party going is going to take some serious fuel, and that is why we are offering unlimited drinks to our King’s Day goers!

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Event Services

3 hour boat cruise

Unlimited Drinks

Snacks

Experienced Captain

Price – € 90 Per Person

Interested in adjusting the package, or wish to find out more about the party of a life time?  Or if you have a group of 30 plus people and would prefer to party on your own terms, inquire about our awesome private boat hire offers!  Contact us now!

Don’t wait – Book your place on the  King’s Day Amsterdam Boat Party NOW!

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Amsterdam Naked Butler and Waitress service

Looking for the ultimate luxury Amsterdam experience?  Look no further!

FunAmsterdam proudly presents the epitome of exclusive service – the Amsterdam Naked Butler and Waitress Service!

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We all get lazy on holiday.  Who wants to do the same, routine chores we have to do at home?  Cooking, cleaning, serving – why not have that all done for you?  Our Amsterdam Naked Butler and Waitress service provides all this – and much more!

Enjoy dinner served as hot as possible!

Just give us a call to arrange for one of our sexy butlers or smoking hot maids to staff your party!  We’ll send over one of our highly trained service experts, with a complementary bottle of bubbles.  Our sexy steward will give serve you and your guests drinks and food, before treating you to a very special performance!  Our butlers and maids will arrive in stylish, sexy service uniforms, and are ready to give you a

VIP treatment you will never forget!

The Amsterdam Naked Butler and Waitress service is perfect for stag/hen parties!

The Amsterdam Naked Butler/Maid makes the perfect surprise for the stag, hen, birthday boy or girl, or guest of honour!  Imagine you and your group are sitting around your room when there is a knock at the door – it’s one of our sexy service staff!  They will take a look around your room and decide it’s very messy – and someone should be punished!  Our hire one of our butlers or waitresses to act as a bar tender or server at your party!  As time goes on you’ll notice the staff seem to be losing their clothes!  Or even have your sexy butler or smoking hot waitress surprise your guest of honour with an impromptu striptease!  This is an awesome way to surprise someone, great for laughs and unforgettable memories!

Have something specific in mind?  Check out our strippers or stag/hen surprise pages for more sexy offers!

For an amazing Amsterdam Experience, book the Amsterdam Naked Butler & Waitress Service today!

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Price – €250

Amsterdam Naked Butler and Waitress service

Amsterdam Schlumpf Pub Crawl

Jeder hat diesen einen Freund der dieses spezielle schlumpfige Geschenk verdient… Egal, ob er immer die größte Klappe hat, euch die Tour bei den Mädels versaut oder an seinem „letzten Abend in Freiheit“ schon mal seine Ehemann-Qualitäten unter Beweis stellen darf – heute geht der Spass voll auf seine Kosten. Also ran an die Gläser und losgeschlumpft, los geht der ultimative Pub Crawl Spass: Die Amsterdam Schlumpf-Tour!

Unser Tour-Guide trifft euch im Hotel und bringt euch in eine Bar in der Stadt. Dort trefft ihr eure „Ehe-Testerin“, eure neue beste Freundin, die Frau die aufpasst, dass euer Kumpel nicht verloren geht: Schlumpfine!

Sie wird für die nächsten 3 Stunden eins sein mit eurem „Bräutigam in Spee“ und Hand in Hand mit ihm durch die Clubs und Pubs ziehen. Dabei sorgt sie dafür, dass er garantiert nicht nüchtern wird. Um ganz sicher zu gehen, dass er das „kleine Geschenk“ auch nicht versucht loszuwerden, wird Schlumpfine mit Handschellen an sein Handgelek gefesselt. Wo auch immer er hin geht, sie folgt ihm… EGAL wohin! Es gibt kein Entkommen!!

Folgt dem Amsterdam Schlumpf!

Schlumpfine begleitet euch auf eurem Abenteuer durch die besten Bars des Amsterdamer Rotlichtbezirks. Sie weiß wo die Party abgeht und wo sich „Fuchs und Hase doch eher Gute Nacht sagen“. Außerdem spendiert die kleine blaue Dame in jeder Bar zwei Shots pro Person. Da bleibt keine Kehle trocken.

Mit Schlumpfine an eurer Seite ist die Gefahr in den überfüllten Gassen Amsterdams verloren zu gehen oder versehentlich getrennt zu werden endlich gebannt. Sie ist einfach zu erkennen, noch besser zu hören und wird sich gut um euch und euren zukünftigen Bräutigam kümmern. Die Aufmerksamkeit der anderen Gruppen und eine gute Zeit sind euch damit sicher.

Stellt es euch einfach mal bildlich vor. Euer Kumpel bestellt Drinks an der Bar, mit Schlumpfine an seiner Seite. Davor Abendessen in einem der besten Restaurants Amsterdams mit der kleinen blauen Dame auf seinem Schoß oder anschließend im Club mit seinem kleinen blauen Anhängsel… die Tour wird er euch heute sicherlich nicht vermasseln und ihr habt die Lacher garantiert auf eurer Seite.

Am Ende des Abends gibt Schlumpfine ihre eigene kleine Abschiedsvorstellung für den Bräutigam. Manchmal kommt das Glück eben doch in kleinen Dosen.

Ein Schlumpf alleine ist euch noch nicht genug? Ihr wollt das volle blau – gelbe Paket? Wie wäre es mit einem Minion (jawohl, ein richtig echter kleiner Minion)? Kombiniert einfach den Schlumpf Pub Crawl mit dem Minion Pub Crawl! Für die Weltherrschaft reicht es vermutlich nicht, aber er wird euch definitiv den Abend eures Lebens garantieren.

Amsterdam Schlumpf Pub Crawl